If Jon Gosselin gets really hard up for money, at least there's this. According to Life & Style: If Playgirl ever asks Jon Gosselin, 32, to pose nude, he may be a little insulted by the offer. "We discussed it, and we'd offer him only $20,000," Playgirl rep Daniel Nardicio. "He's not very [well endowed]" -- as Jon's exes Hailey Glassman and Kate Major both recently revealed. Glassman discussed Jon's manhood, saying "he's hung like a nine-year-old boy"
The stage will be raised higher, which means more steps to accept your awards," Bruce Vilanch tells the Post. "So the ladies may have to be careful with their long trains, tight dresses and heels." So which winner — in addition to Sandra Bullock — will skin his or her face this Sunday
Jeff Bridges has such a lock on the best actor Oscar that betters are requiring you to risk $6 just to win $1. But if there's an upset in that category, it will come from George Clooney for his portrayal of a frequent flyer in "Up in the Air," and gamblers can get much better odds on him, as much as 13-1. Jeremy Renner for "The Hurt Locker" is the long shot at about 28-1.
This year's best-picture pick among gamblers is "Hurt Locker," but "Avatar" is so close among the odds-makers that it's probably more accurate to call it a tie.
Sandra Bullock for "The Blind Side" is favored over Meryl Streep for "Julie & Julia."
Participants can check out the odds from several different options at a single Web site: EasyOdds.com.
Sacha Baron Cohen’‘s sketch he planned to do with Ben Stiller poking fun at Avatar was nixed out of deference to James Cameron. Baron Cohen planned to appear as a blue-skinned, female Na'vi is carrying Cameron's love child.
The Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences offers its own bingo cards. Instead of numbers, they list things likely to unfold during the ceremony: "Music cuts off speech" and "Male winner with no tie" are a few. Line up enough of them and ... "That's a BINGO!"
In New Zealand and Australia, Weight Watchers has a deal with McDonald's to highlight some menu items as "approved." On the "approved" list: Filet-O-Fish, Chicken McNuggets. Each IS counted as 6.5 points on the Weight Watchers plan, and that's a lot.
Attention whore Spencer Pratt's been wounded.. biting his tongue so hard during a recent game of tug of war with his puppy Rainbow that he had to get stitches. Of course, he Tweeted photos of the ordeal
Just how much are those Olympic medals actually worth? A gold medal is worth approximately $494, a silver medal $260, and a bronze medal just $3.
The Top Least Watched/Rejected Winter Olympic Events
Disco Ice Skating
Snowmobile Destruction Derby.
Ice Whittling.
The Frozen Nasal Hair Pull
The Intern Slalom
Vanilla Ice dancing
Downhill butt-slide
Men's 5000-meter groin pull
The Rock Salt Driveway Sprinkle
Michelle Kwan Do
Pantless Ski Jump
Synchronized Hockey
Four-Man Zamboni
Bobsled with Bob Barker, Bob Eubanks and Bob Hope
The 2-Man Freestyle Octomom
Ski Jump over the most cars and buses.
Ogling(I could have been a contender during Women's Figure Skating).
Synchronized Dish Washing
Anatomically correct Snowman building.
The Cross Country/Rifle Shooting/Prisoner Manhunt.
Nude Luge
Sarah Palin was in Hollywood this week with Survivor’s Mark Burnett shopping a new TV show to the networks.
Potential highlights of a Sarah Palin reality show:
Popular Saturday night "you betcha" drinking game
Tender family moments on the porch enjoying sunsets and saying goodnight to Russia
Boating trip with Levi Johnston; make it look like an accident
Inability to answer questions while wearing gloves
Boning up on foreign policy by dining at International House of Pancakes
Standing in front of a mirror practicing her look of bewildered silence
Practicing her 2012 presidential concession speech
What's up with you this weekend? Got a party, Going to a show, Throwin' something on the bonfire?
